This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
two types of people
(Source: inthepitofmystomach)
Tracks
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(Source: everythingchristoferdrew)
I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Know Which Character to Cosplay
I Want to Cosplay but I Am Afraid of How it Will Turn Out
I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Have the Proper Funds or a Cosplay Group
the trilogy
trust me i know all about that hardcore gang life. i watched an episode of durarara once
More Redmer Hoekstra
(Source: bigbryan)
heY IM ON THERE WHOA
(Source: thetextpostsfromhell)
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
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Me:
Hello?
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Telemarketer:
Hello, is your mother home?
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Me:
I have no mother.
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Her:
Well can I speak to your father?
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Me:
Yeah, which one?
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Her:
Which one is home?
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Me:
Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
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Her:
Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
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Me:
No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
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Her:
So who's Antonio?
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Me:
I just told you, Carlos's ex.
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Her:
So Carlos was cheating?
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Me:
Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
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Her:
So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
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Me:
No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
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Her:
So Mark wasn't cheating?
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Me:
I never said that.
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Her:
Yes, yes you did!
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Me:
No I didn't.
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Her:
Y-yes! You did!
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Me:
Did what?
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Her:
Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
